Let’s face it, if you’ve got an 18-incher you’ll never cook a meal for yourself ever again.
Has anyone seen my specialty plates?
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Didn't watch live but seen some highlights. They kept it going for the money
All I’ve heard is that Paul would have been DQ’d in a real fight with how much he held.
Bored (and a little drunk) with no frog beisbol to watch and just noticed that the guy who turned Josey Wales in to those yankee scumbags is also the guy who put Delta Tau Chi on double secret probation.
Probably played Hitler and Art Briles in something too.
Probably played Hitler and Art Briles in something too.
Same dude who scheissed with Earnest at camp, and who played Mr. Big in I’m Gonna Get You Sucka. Greatness.
Wise words from William Fontaine De La Tour Deautrive
I'm fat, and I'm old, and every day I'm just going to wake up fatter and older. Yet somehow I manage to drag this fat old bald [ "illegitimate Baylor boy" ] out every day. I'm out there trying. And tomorrow I'm going to hang outside a ladies' prison, and the first thing those lady cons are going to see after twenty years is me. Will I get one? Experience says no. Will I be out there next month? If I'm alive, you'd better believe it!
I'm fat, and I'm old, and every day I'm just going to wake up fatter and older. Yet somehow I manage to drag this fat old bald [ "illegitimate Baylor boy" ] out every day. I'm out there trying. And tomorrow I'm going to hang outside a ladies' prison, and the first thing those lady cons are going to see after twenty years is me. Will I get one? Experience says no. Will I be out there next month? If I'm alive, you'd better believe it!
Was in a band called Outer Space Watermelons in college.
That band was terrible. Acoustic covers of Devo songs didn’t work at all.
Yeah, but the didgeridoo solo in Rock Me Amadeus drove the girls wild.
Never heard of them. Was this you?
http://www.lasesp.com/article/16231929805032473/youtube_outerspacewatermelons
My neighbor rang my doorbell and asked if we had a puppy because there was one walking around my car. Turns out there were two puppies under my car. After lots of coaxing with food while I got devoured by mosquitos we got them both in our backyard and now into a crate in our laundry room. They were both starving and thirsty but clean. They are cute but we already have 2 dogs and don't need two more.
Just need 99 more...
They look to be pits, black with a little white on the chests and feet. And those little jackasses woke me up.
They look to be pits, black with a little white on the chests and feet. And those little jackasses woke me up.
