Schlossnagle...

[PurpleBlood87]

Means you're your own grandpa.

It means you can't operate on this boy because he's your grandpa.

 

[tcudoc]

It means you can't operate on this boy because he's your grandpa.

It means you’re third cousin’s appendix was once removed...but where do you bury the survivors?

 

[Ron Swanson]

E.B. White was my grandmother’s cousin. I don’t know what that makes him to me but clearly it makes me pretty cool.

1st cousin twice removed

 

[froginmn]

E.B. White was my grandmother’s cousin. I don’t know what that makes him to me but clearly it makes me pretty cool.

I've studied this a lot, and I think it makes you "someone on the wrong side of the family tree".